Wimmy’s Personal Moon

I recently found this rhyme quoted on Peter Sieruta’s excellent blog, Collecting Children’s Books.  I think it’s just lovely:

The Moon’s the North Wind’s cookie
He bites it, day by day
Until there’s but a rim of scraps
That crumble all away.
The South Wind is the baker
He kneads clouds in his den,
And bakes a crisp new moon that …
Greedy…. North…. Wind ….eats….again!

Lately whenever I am loading my kids in the car, William has developed the habit of pointing to the ceiling of the garage and shouting “Moon!  Moon!”  Upon closer inspection, I discovered that when the sun shines on big round vent pipe on the top of the garage roof, the light reflects off of its insides.  When viewed from below, it looks like a little crecent-shaped moon, just the right size for a two-year-old to claim as his own.

Seven Year Old Neurology

Early this morning Jeffrey burst in on his sleeping parents to complain about a cramp in his calf.

“My leg is not able to support me anymore!” he wailed.  When we questioned him further, he added, “I think my brain is having trouble sending it a message.”

Jeffrey often refers to his brain in this way.  When he has difficulty performing a particular task, he’ll often clutch as his hair and say “I can’t, my brain is clogged!

Makes me wish I could invent a product called Neuro Drain-O or something.

7-Up

Our boy Jeffrey turned seven years old yesterday.  He’s such a lovely freckle-nosed one, and we had a wonderful birthday party for him.

He really wanted an “outer-space” themed party, so we gave it to him.  The kids made these funny green alien masks out of craft foam and then headed straight for the hammock for a swing.  It was pretty darn cute seeing all these little green faces popping up from the edge of the hammock (Jeffrey is the second from the left):

Jeffrey birthday 2009 masks

We also made a UFO out of paper plates and had contest to see who could toss it the farthest; then we played a darts game with a dart board that looked like the solar system (erm, kinda.  It was made from rings of tape affixed to an old blanket).  Finally, the kids smashed apart a pinata shaped like a rocketship.  It was all very satisfying.

Jeffrey birthday 2009 cake

I baked the birthdaycake in a metal bowl so I could flip it upside down and make a “moon” cake.  The idea came from FamilyFun magazine.  The “craters” are brown and purple Necco wafers.

Jeffrey Birthday 2009 table

 

Jeffrey birthday 2009 candles

To top off the celebration, Jeffrey lost his first tooth later in the evening, and had the thrill of putting it under his pillow for the Tooth Fairy.  She gave him fifty cents for it, which he thought was incredibly generous.  There’s no inflation like tooth fairy inflation, says I.

Milking It

A few posts ago I wrote about how William has developed the habit of saying “Missed you!” whenever he sees someone who has been absent for a while.  Whenever I pick him up from nursery school, that’s the first thing he says to me: “Missed you, Mommy!”  He usually accompanies these words with a big smile, an adorable tilt of the head, and his chubby hands curled up under his chin.

Well.  You can imagine the positive reinforcement we’ve given him over that, so now he’s begun to say “Missed you” to anybody who has been absent for a matter of minutes, or sometimes not at all.

Oh my gosh!  Dad was in the living room and he was in the study?  “Missed you!”

Big brother was in the backyard?  “Missed you!”

Mom was sitting on the other side of the table from him?  “Missed you!”

We can’t help it, though — it’s so, so adorable that we all tackle him with hugs and kisses whenever he does it.  I’m feeling rather certain that his intentions are guileless, that this is simply his message of saying “Hey, there you are!  I need some loveys from you!”

Car-versation

Last night, Brian and I had to go to the Verizon store and pick out a new phone.  All three children were dragged along, and it was painful.  On the way home, everyone was cranky, including Brian and I, and our tone of voice showed it.  After making a few cutting remarks at each other, our children began butting in.  This is a transcript of what I remember them saying:

ELEANOR: No no, Daddy!  Your voice should be smooth and handsome, like a gentleman!

BRIAN: Thanks, Eleanor.  I needed to remember that.

ELEANOR: And Mommy, your voice should be pretty and lovely, like a lady.

[Oy with the gender conditioning, already!]

BROOKE: Okay, Eleanor.  Thanks.

ELEANOR: And we should all speak nicely and not fight with each other.

JEFFREY: Well, I think you should speak like a supervisor!

BRIAN: What does a supervisor say?

JEFFREY: HI, MY NAME IS JOE!

[Wimmy babbles incoherently]

JEFFREY: I THINK YOU SHOULD GET TO WORK, JOE!

BROOKE AND BRIAN: [sound of muffled hysterical laughter]

On Their Toes

In the past two weeks, our kids have begun their very first extracurricular activities: dancing and soccer.

(Well . . . extracurricular besides piano, which doesn’t seem to be as much an activity as a prolonged “someday this pain will be good for you.”  No, really — piano’s going great, except for when it’s mindbogglingly awful.  But I digress.)

Eleanor, who has been twirling and skipping around the house since she could walk, has begun creative dance lessons.  My mother in law has been generous enough to sponsor her at an excellent nearby school, and she has been in heaven ever since.  I was able to go with her to her first lesson, and the adorableness factor was sky high.  There are six girls in the class, inlcuding Ella, and they spent time having an “underwater adventure,” including eating imaginary “seaweed sandwiches” (a creative way of making the stretching exercises more fun) and pretending to be hermit crabs with different kinds of shells (a way of learning to vary dancing to match emotion). 

Eleanor was a veritable pixie in her little pink leotard and footless tights.  At the end of each exercise, the kids were encouraged to make a “beautiful shape” with their bodies.  Eleanor stretched high and low, skipping about merrily with joy through the whole class.

Each morning she asks if it is the day of her dance class again.  She’s so excited.

In the meanwhile, Jeffrey joined his very first soccer team this week.  His team, which has recently been dubbed the “Red Dragons” by the players, is mostly comprised of other boys from the neighborhood, most of whom Jeff already knows.  They only have the vaguest idea of how the game is supposed to be played, and so they don’t even bother using goalies in competition.  This morning they had their first game, and the kids spent time alternately running in packs back and forth across the field and wistfully staring at the nearby forest of climbing trees.  Jeffrey had to be coaxed out of the forest and back to the sidelines whenever he was taking a break.

Once, after scoring, two of the Dragons gave each other a “chest bump,” which all the other kids thought was really cool.  So then, instead of wandering into the forest during breaks, the boys spent time chest-bumping each other into oblivion.  Jeffrey’s chosen method was to hop up and down with his eyes closed until his friend rammed him backwards. 

The game was great.  Jeff ran and ran until his cheeks turned an adorable shade of pink, which is what I love the best.  Yesterday we took him to the sporting goods store and bought him a pair of cleats and shin guards, which thrilled him to no end.  It was all I could do to coax them off of his feet at bedtime!

He Doth Talketh!

Last week William said his first full sentence. 

Unfortunately, that sentence was “Eleanor pushed me.”

On the bright side, it does show a working knowledge of past tense.

Wimmy also has picked up the adorable habit of saying “Missed you” to whoever’s been away for a while.  Awww.