Heber Valley Snapshots

My friends from college like to go camping with our families at least once a summer.  This year we planned way in advance (thanks to Kellie) and spent our trip up at the Heber Valley Camp, an enormous campground owned and operated by the LDS church.

(This is what the cabins look like.)

I’d never heard of the place before; it was only built over the last 5-10 years, its main purpose for providing a location for young women to attend Girl’s Camp.  The place is gorgeous — snug wooden cabins, lighted pavilions with cooking stations, showers, and bathrooms.  There are a series of ropes courses (you know, with swings and zip lines and such to build teamwork/character) AND a beautiful little lake with canoes and paddleboats.

We took advantage of it all.  Unfortunately, I forgot my camera — but here’s what I remember best:

The kids roaming in packs — there were some 15-odd kids ages 8 and under.  They skittered from cabin to cabin, passing around walkie-talkies, shining flashlights at each other, and arguing over the elaborate rules involved in a game of Uno.

My kids each had a different response to toasting marshmallows over the fire pit: Eleanor would hold hers too close to the flame, then scream when it caught fire while whapping the poor mallow on the ground.  Jeffrey just like to drop the marshmallows directly into the fire, then jump up and down while watching them slowly explode.  William, on the other hand, took his father’s advice and held his marshmallow on the edge of the flames, patiently rotating it on its stick until it was nicely browned.

My job was to hand out marshmallows, graham crackers, and chocolate for s’mores.  Little Adam and Arwen are gluten intolerant, and kept asking about it in the most adorable little baby-voices: “Does dis cwacker have gluten?  I am awergic to gluten.”

That night, with the children (theoretically) asleep in their bunks, the grownups gathered in the pavilion to play games.  We made silly jokes and ribbed each other; it reminded me of when we were all in school together.  Loved it.

. . . that is, until it was 11:00 and we realized that several of the kids were still partying it up in Cabin A.  Aw, nuts.

What we ate the next morning: eggs, pancakes, sausage AND bacon AND hash browns AND fruit.  For beverages, cocoa with marshmallows and juice.  Collaborative meal-making rules.

Owing to some clerical error, our reservations for the child-friendly ropes course was misdirected; we ended up on a course with a zipline.  A few of the older children actually completed the course though — little Abby, her glasses decorated with black pipe cleaners to look like Harry Potter’s, stretched up so high to shuffle across the tightrope!  Her fingers barely curled around the guideline — it was amazing. Jeffrey wasn’t as interested in doing the zipline as he was in greeting people after they zoomed to the bottom.

After lunch, we hit the lake.  I stayed on shore with Katie in the shade of a pavilion and had fun watching the boats.  The sun was bright, flattening the lake into a steel-grey pan.  As the canoes and paddleboats moved away from shore, the people devolved into little sparks of color, slowly gliding back and forth in the heat.

Somehow Jeffrey and his friends Lucas and Sam ended up in a canoe by themselves.  One of the senior missionaries working the shoreline pushed them off, and they paddled about by themselves.  They didn’t do so bad, they managed their way around the lake just fine.  Although there were a few going-in-circles moments, and one time when they drifted back towards shore and had to be shoved off again.

I called them the S.S. Knuckleheads.

Hiking Gorgoza Park

Our local newspaper, The Salt Lake Tribune, has this fabulous “Hike of the Week” feature in its “Fit & Healthy” section.  Brian and I love keeping an eye out for kid-friendly trails that are close to home.  The side of our fridge is thick with little trail guides we’ve snipped out of the newspaper.

This past Tuesday we decided to try one of them out — a trail up Parley’s Canyon in a little natural area called Gorgoza Park.

What a charmer this place turned out to be!  There’s a tiny little pond at the base of a small green foothill, and the trail crosses over and around a tiny stream, its banks thick with aspen and scads of wildflowers:

Yes, yes — William is wearing his pants backwards in this picture.  His shirt was inside-out earlier in the day, and it took me several hours to convince him to fix it.  The pants were non-negotiable.

Eleanor wanted me to take this “silly” picture of her:

It was a little over a mile to a rocky outcropping on the peak.  There’s a great view of the surrounding area, and also, in this case, gathering storm clouds.  Look how oblivious we are of the impending doom:

We got caught in a five-minute cloudburst for the last five minutes of our hike.  It poured hard as we approached the trailhead, and then stopped right after we scrambled in the car.   That’s how it always is, right?

Boy Heaven

Jeff spent the past two days at Cub Scout Day Camp.  It was his first time there, and it sounds like it was loads of fun.

Well, that’s what I assume.  Whenever I try to get him to tell me about it, he just describes the store.

Apparently, Cub Scout camps have stores.  Wonderful, wonderful stores full of all the little things boys love.

Which is why Jeff came home from his first day with a bullwhip.

That’s right, a bullwhip.  A bargain at only $2!  Jeffrey was sad that he couldn’t afford the rubber band guns or pocketknives. He then said that he’d like to wear his thick snow coat to camp the next day “so it won’t hurt as much when the BBs hit me.”

BB guns?!?  What are they DOING at this camp?

Everybody wanted to try out the whip, so the rules were: go outside, and make sure nobody else is around, so as not to accidentally flick anybody.

Well.

Within minutes, Eleanor accidentally flicked William in the face.  She honestly didn’t mean to — she had finished whipping around (or whatever you call it) and was walking back inside with Wimmy, dancing a bit and swinging the whip from side to side . . . well, you can guess what happened.

Eleanor was MORTIFIED that she hurt her brother.  While William came crying to me, she ran into her room, buried herself under the covers of her bed, and stayed there, silently crying until I came to coax her out.

Yesterday Eleanor made a sign for the backyard door:

“No Whipping People.”  Good advice, that.  In addition to the whip is an image of William saying “aaaaaaaa!”

You can just imagine how THRILLED I was when Jeff came home yesterday with a plastic sword.

It’s a darn cool sword, I will admit.  It’s shaped like a rapier, and has a big fake ruby on the hilt.  But we’ve had so many fights over it that the sword is now in Permanent Time-Out.

Oh, it could be worse.  The boys down the street came home from Cub Scout Camp with hand buzzers and fake gum.

 

More Brocade Than You Can Possibly Imagine

Today my mother-in-law and I took Eleanor and baby Katie to the Princess Festival down at Thanksgiving Point.

Lo, it doth rocked.  I mean, how can you not love this picture of Ellie with Prince Tamino from The Magic Flute (which was performed as a rather nice stage play, not an opera)?

I’ve been describing the festival as “like Disneyland, only without the rides.”  That is, it’s just about meeting the fairytale characters.  The wicked stepmother was especially cute, hamming it up grandly for the Cinderella show:

Alice and the Mad Hatter had a tea party in the hedge maze.  I’m guessing that the actor potraying the Hatter hadn’t read the books, because all he said was “How is a raven like a writing desk?” over and over and over again. I wish the actress playing Alice had responded with her lines from the book: “I think you might do something better with the time than wasting it in asking riddles that have no answers.” (Want a real answer to the riddle?  Click here.)

The other half of the maze held Beauty and the Beast.  Eleanor gasped when she saw them: “Mom, he really is a beast!”  Note the silk roses tucked into the hedge.  Nice, eh?

I also appreciated that the references to the original fairy tales.  Hence, we saw Aladdin with Scheherezade, although . . . that’s kind of meta when you think abou it.

And how great is it to sit on a pile of mattresses with the Princess and the Pea?  Eleanor was asked if she felt a pea, and the response was “Huh?”  I guess we haven’t read that story lately!

The festival also included the Frog Prince (a toy frog voiced by an actor hiding somewhere behind the scenes with a microphone) and the Twelve Dancing Princesses (who performed in an underground grotto which did not photograph well), Snow White, Rapunzel, The Little Mermaid, Sleeping Beauty, and many more.  I, however, was rather partial to the pumpkin coach.  It’s a sweet, sweet ride.  Especially if you can bake it into a pie afterwards.

But perhaps Katie had the best idea for enjoying the festival.  Ain’t she sweet?

 

On Safari

We went to Yellowstone last week.  Brian and I have decided that this is the American version of going on safari.  Really, how is this experience all that different from doing the same in Africa?  Besides the lack of a guide, and the fact that all the roads are paved?  We were even able to open the sunroof on our minivan and stick our heads out with binoculars to examine the animals!

And don’t try to tell me it isn’t as exotic.  For instance, we saw this one herd of bison:

And then this coyote totally came out of nowhere and started chasing them around!

(Yeah, the coyote’s there.  It’s that little white speck in the middle of the picture.)

The showdown between the bison and the coyote was about to get intense, when guess who showed up?

THE AVENGING BEAR OF THE BLACKTAIL PLATEAU!!

DUN DUN DUUUUUN!

I would have driven off with the kids right then and there, but the road was blocked:

The fox, a neutral party, wanted us to stick around as witnesses.  As much as I would have loved to stick around for some bear-on-bison-on-coyote action, I knew I couldn’t expose my kids to such horrors.  They’re so sensitive!  I mean, just look how traumatized they were by this hot spring:

(Note how William is sulking.  Alas, there is absolutely no way to make a hot spring interesting to a three year old.  “Draw near, my son!  Now’s our chance to see water boiling!“)

Poor little dears!  Thank goodness a geyser went off right then and scared all the savage beasts off.

BUT . . . right as the super-rare, once-in-a-lifetime* geyser shot into the air, A WHOLE PACK OF WOLVES came running out of the forest, and the moon came down all big and full in the background, and the WHOLE PACK began to howl, and I took about 1,000,000 photos of the whole thing and sold them to this t-shirt company, and they’re going to sell the shirts at truck stops all over the place!

And we’ll be rich!  Rich as MILLIONAIRES!  MWA HA HAAAA!

Of course, I can’t show you the wolf picture.  That would by copyright infringement . . . on myself.  Yeah.

*or at least every hour and a half, +/- ten minutes

What This Tradition Needs is Big Flamboyant Hats

Jeffrey went to his first Pinewood Derby this past Friday night, and this is what he looked like:

That’s right, a blur.  When Jeffrey gets excited, he gives it his ALL.  The kind of All that you usually only see in the drunken infield of a NASCAR race.  At the end of the evening, his voice was hoarse from all the cheering.  Yes, cheering — he rooted for everybody, and hardly cared if his own car placed first or last.  In this picture, he zipped out of the frame just as I clicked the shutter button:

(Jeffrey’s car is the one on the far left.)

It was exhausting to watch him — we had gone downtown to the Living Traditions international festival just before the derby, and I was groaning from the Tongan Hula Platter I’d consumed — but at least he got out enough energy to sleep like a log that night!

Brian held him still long enough for this portrait, and as you can probably tell, he nearly exploded after all ten seconds of it.  His car is painted gold with what Jeff calls “pirate decorations” all over it.  At the last minute, he taped a Lego knight in the driver’s seat.  Ain’t he cute?

Capitol Reef II: The Reckoning

Yesterday I mentioned The Tale of the Water Pit, and I know you’ve all been just salivating for it, right?

Brian and I have taken the kids on many hikes, and we’ve never had any major incidents or mishaps, UNTIL . . .

It started out as an ordinary day in Capitol Reef.  We walked through Capitol Wash, and then up a spur trail that leads to the Tanks.

What are the tanks, you say?  These:

They are big pockets in the rock that fill with water.  Ohhhh, you say.  Water tanks.  Right.  They are very important for desert ecology, etc. etc.  And we saw some interesting water gliders in this one.

HOWEVER — the edge of this tank was tricky to walk around, so I decided to stay behind with William while Brian went ahead with everyone else.  And on the way back — eek! — Eleanor fell in!

Right in the deepest part of the water tank.  Which, fortunately, only went up to her waist, but still.  The water was freezing, and it was the halfway point in the trail.  This meant that Eleanor had to hike all the way out of the canyon with wet shoes, socks, and pants.  Poor girl.  She was brave about doing this, but she kept up a steady stream of complaints the whole while.

THEN, right after leaving the dreaded Water Pit of Whine, William began to squirm about in that traditional dance that means a bathroom break is needed.  We found a nearby bush for him to do his business, and right as I managed to get his pants down, he sprayed my arm.  AND got his pants wet.

The tally so far: Two Wet Kids . . . whose clean clothes were all back in the hotel (yeah, hotel.  I don’t camp with newborns, especially with temperature lows in the 20s).

By the time we made it out of the wash, it was 7:30.  We had originally planned to cook and eat dinner at a picnic area in the park, but we couldn’t do that with two wet kids.  We headed back to Torrey, and by the time we had everyone cleaned and changed, it was 8:30, and dark.

There was no microwave in the hotel.  Brian and I couldn’t stomach the idea of cold cuts for dinner after a day of hiking.

The town of Torrey, Utah is small.  Very small.  So small that most restaurants are closed by 8:30.

Except for one.

[insert angelic choir music here]

The fabulous Patio was open until 10:00.  We gratefully ordered a pizza and the kids filled out their Jr. Paleontologist books while we waited.

This is where the story begins to turn around.  For sitting at a nearby table was a pair of women who work as paleontologists for the Museum of Ancient Life at Thanksgiving Point.

They came over and introduced themselves.  Did our kids like fossils?  Did we know that there was a big fossil field just outside of the park?  Would the kids like some of the fossils they had collected?

YES!!

The ladies had a big bag of fossilized clamshell-looking things, commonly known as “Devil’s Toenails.”  The kids were THRILLED to have a handful of them, and later in the trip we drove out to find the fossil hill ourselves.

It’s true: a giant pile of fossilized seashells, in the middle of the desert!  Can’t help but wonder what long-ago people thought of them. We collected our own bagful.

Happy ending, happy ending.  Just watch out for those water pits.

In Which Brooke Plans Your Next Vacation

For spring break this year, Brian was able to take a couple of days off, and we headed down south to Capitol Reef National Park.

What was that?  No . . . not Cedar Breaks.  Capitol  Reef.

It’s a national park right in the middle of Utah.

No?  Not heard of it? I’m not surprised.  Most of the people I’ve told about this trip have never heard of this park, and that includes people who have lived in Utah their whole lives.  I’d like to change this, because I think the park is a really special place.  Brian and I first visited it in the summer of 2001, right before we moved to Pennsylvania, and we were charmed.

Well then — sit back, relax, and enjoy a bit of armchair tourism, eh?

The name of the park has two origins.  “Capitol” because of these big rocky domes that resemble the U.S. Capitol building:

“Reef” because the pioneers found the big ridge — what geologists call a “waterpocket fold” — to be nearly impassable, like a coral reef would be for a boat.  So there you have it: Capitol Reef, aka One Confusing Name.

The Navajo apparently called this region “the sleeping rainbow,” because of the stripes on the ridge.  Why they couldn’t call it Sleeping Rainbow National Park is beyond me.  Don’t you think people would be more likely to visit Sleeping Rainbow?  Or is that too hippie sounding?

The pioneers were so proud of their trek through the narrow Capitol Wash that they took time to create a name register on the walls.  Very cool:

Unfortunately, the pioneer register has too many contributions from modern park visitors.  “Bong Wang 1998” is not history, folks.

Oh, and the Fremont Indians took time to make some neat rock art, too.

A tiny town called Fruita existed in the Reef until 1969.  There were never more than ten families living there at a time, but they grew lots of fruit trees, which are now preserved by the Parks Dept. as “historic orchards.”

Capitol Reef is also one of the more family-friendly parks we’ve visited.  A lot of the trails are safe for kids, like Grand Wash, which has a beautiful series of narrows:

Grand Wash also has these really neat water-made hollows in the redrock.  The kids loved taking breaks inside of them:

The hike to the Hickman Bridge is also great for kids, which includes a self-guided nature trail:

Okay, fine.  Let’s get it out of our systems: ELEANOR HAS SHORT HAIR.  The stylist cut it shorter than I intended, and thank heavens that Ella didn’t care.  She looks so different!

Capitol Reef also has the Ripple Rock Nature Center, which is like a mini children’s museum about the park.  We went with a ranger to examine water insects in the Sulphur Creek, and later made plaster castings of deer tracks.  Cool!  I’ve wanted to make track castings ever since I saw it done on an old episode of Mr. Wizard.  (Do you remember that show?)  But who goes hiking with Plaster of Paris?

Sulphur Creek is also home to this big field and a lovely bridge over a stream shallow enough for wading.  The kids LOVED that place; we could easily have stayed there all day, done nothing else, and Jeffrey would have been perfectly satisfied.

In the evening, we made the short hike up to Sunset Point, where you can see the rainbow in earnest.

So beautiful and relaxing, right?  And it’s only a four hour drive from SLC, so why not try Capitol Reef out instead of Zion or Bryce?  No crowds, no shuttles, only a $5 park entrance fee.  Think about it, eh?

Tomorrow I continue my Capitol Reef travelogue with the Tale of the Water Pit!  Stay Tuned!

My Man of La Mancha

This evening, Brian looked out the window and said, “I think Jeffrey is turning into Don Quixote.”  The reason?

Can’t blame me if that PVC pipe looks like a lance, right?  And for some reason Jeffrey seems very fitting as the knight errant Quixote.  Windmills beware!

Art & Science Weekend

This month the Utah Museum of Fine Art has free admission on Saturdays as part of its “Art & Science” program for families.  Each weekend features different art activities and science experiments based on different elementals (fire, air, water, earth).  Naturally, I had to take advantage.

Here’s the big reason why: the UMFA has a “real live mummy,” as Jeffrey puts it.

He was actually kind of appalled that the mummy wasn’t in a Natural History Museum, like the mummies in Pittsburgh were.  “Call President Obama!” he insisted.  “The mummy should go in the natural history museum!”  When I told him that the President of the U.S. wasn’t in charge of such things, he was doubly appalled.  What was the point of being President when you couldn’t decide where mummies should go?

Eleanor brought along a sketchbook and her colored pencils.  This African mask was the only thing she took time to draw.  (I can’t find her notebook today, or else I’d have shown the drawing, too.)  The exhibit label said the mask was used as part of girls’ coming-of-age ceremonies.  Oh, and that big foreheads and neck folds were considered attractive by that culture.

We went on a treasure hunt to find art pieces related to the element “water,” like this ancient Indian carving of a river goddess:

Both kids insisted on getting their picture taken with the samurai armor.  Jeffrey and I watched The Seven Samurai a few weeks ago, and he’s still jazzed about it.

My favorite part was the time we spent in the art room.  The kids were encouraged to make watercolor paintings of cloud landscapes, and all the volunteer docents were out in full force.  Therefore, even though there were lots of families there, the whole thing was organized and fun.

Eleanor spent a long time carefully crafting a cloud landscape.  Jeffrey painted two landscapes in record time, and as he finished each one, he would hold it up and declare, “there it is!  MY MASTERPIECE!”

There’s one more free weekend at the museum this month, so if you have the means, I highly recommend going!  It was a blast.