Forget That Sprinkler Post . . .

 . . . we have since had a week of full-on snowstorms. 

They come, they melt, they leave. 

They come they melt, they leave.

They come, they melt, they ARE DRIVING ME CRAZY.

It doesn’t help that Eleanor has been sick with flu for the past four days.  Today is the first of those days that she’s felt well enough to get out of bed and watch television. 

It also doesn’t help that, since Jeffrey has rediscovered his swimsuit, he can’t understand why it isn’t a good idea to continue frolicking around outdoors in it.  There have been countless occasions this week when I’ve had to tug a half-naked six-year-old back through the front door while snowflakes whirl around our heads, the boy screaming and kicking about sprinklers and wading pools the entire time. 

Is it a wonder that our neighbors know Jeffrey’s name very well (from hearing me cry “Jeffrey!  JEFFREY!” over and over) but not Eleanor’s or Wimmy’s??

Grumble, stupid snow.  Whatever happened to that whole “blowing out like a lamb” spiel, eh?  EH?

For Further Reading:

how-mama-brought-the-springHow Mama Brought the Spring by Fran Manushkin, illus. Holly Berry.  A tidy story-within-a-story about a mother reminiscing about her childhood in Belarus, and how her mother would make golden, sizzling blintzes as a way to welcome spring.  The story is a foodie’s dream (did I mention the flame-red cherry jam?) and the writing is peppered with language as charming and homey as artist Holly Berry’s accompanying folk-art-inspired illustrations.  There’s a recipie for cheese blintzes in the back; Jeffrey loves this book so much that we decided to make them for dinner one night, which we did.  He was so excited that he insisted I quote certain lines from the book as we went along — such as raising my fork at the dinner table and saying “Now!  Eat in good health!”  Which,  mmmmm, we certainly did.

The Top Ten Picture Books of All Time

The most excellent Betsy Bird has challenged her readers to create lists of what they consider to be la creme de la creme of that most beguiling of art forms, picture books.  I’ve been ruminating over my list for the past couple of weeks, and this is the main quandary I’ve faced:

Do you make a list of The Best Books For Everybody (the books that all U.S. libraries generally carry, that are beloved by nearly all), or My Personal Favorites (the books that I just can’t live without)?  ‘Cause there’s a big gaping divide ‘tween those two.  I’ve decided to create a list that’s balanced between both notions.

fox-went-out-on-a-chilly-night10. — Fox Went Out on a Chilly Night: An Old Song, illus. by Peter SpierA mischievious fox.  A New England farmer who waves his fist in the air at him.  Gorgeous, well-researched period detail — check out the barn full of tobacco!  How often do you see that in a picture book? — and a folk melody you just can’t resist.  There’s always a bit of autumn snap in the air when I open this book, and by the end suddenly I crave roast goose. 

 

morris-disappearing-bag9. — Morris’ Disappearing Bag, by Rosemary Wells.  Four siblings, Christmas morning.  The big kids get cool presents (hockey stick, chem set, beauty kit) but little Morris is bestowed with naught but a lame-o teddy bear.  When the big kids won’t play with him, Morris sulks — until he finds a forgotten present under the Christmas tree that makes everybody disappear.  The fact that this book doesn’t come across as a disturbing revenge fantasy is testament to the  picture-book writing prowess of early Wells.  Sorry, Polar Express fans — this quiet charmer really is the ne plus ultra of Christmas books.

 

tuesday8. — Tuesday by David Wiesner.  The iconic flying frogs!  Ain’t nuthin’ says “good character design” like flying frogs.  They whiz through the air like UFOs from a ’50s B-movie on those cute little lilypads!  Creating a wordless picture book with great comic timing is more difficult than you think, and this most clever of Wiesner’s creations never fails to bring on a smile.  Okay, I also admit: this book was also the one that first got me interested in contemporary children’s literature (yes, I was about fifteen at the time.  Oh, and I was definitely at the top of my high school’s social pyramid, why do you ask?). 

 

freight-train7. — Freight Train by Donald Crews.  It’s strictly 2-D, and overfloweth with white space.  The text is comprised of sentence fragments.  And yet, and yet . . . I’ve yet to see a toddler who doesn’t get excited to see it, a librarian who doesn’t insist on having it in her storytime bag, or a parent (me) who doesn’t get tootired of reading it repeatedly.  There’s something mystifyingly Zen-ish about this book’s magical simplicity . . . if an orange box car, green cattle car, and a yellow hopper car go through a tunnel, and nobody’s around to hear it, will the two-year-old ask to hear it again?  (And again and again and again . . .)

 

more-more-more-said-the-baby6. — More, More, More Said the Baby: Three Love Stories by Vera B. Williams.  It’s almost the opposite of Freight Train in terms of design — there isn’t a speck of white anywhere in these book’s shimmering rainbow-hued pages, purposely so.  It features mutiethnic families (still considered groundbreaking when it was published in 1990) and has a simple yet songlike text that nearly requires that tummies be tickled, toes nibbled, and small bodies rocked to sleep while reading it.  Mmmm, said the reader.  Mmm, Mmm, Mmmmm.

 

blueberries-for-sal5. — Blueberries for Sal by David McCloskey.  I’d like to see any illustrator today take up the challenge of producing a book with art created entirely out of blue ink, and still have it be as visually compelling and humorous as Blueberries for Sal.  The story is a bit charmingly dated — if you can get your hands on a hardcover edition, check out the endpaper illustrations featuring Sal and her mother canning berries on a woodburning stove — but still as appealing to kids as ever.  Even if, in reality, Sal probably would have been eaten right up by that bear.

 

st-george-and-the-dragon4. — St. George and the Dragon, retold by Margaret Hodges, illustrated by Trina Schart Hyman.  This is one of those books where the spectacular illustrations tend to overshadow the text, howver high the quality may be.  But let me just say: I’m still jaw-droppingly impressed by the job Hodges did in adapting Spenser’s The Fairy Queene for the elementary school set.  (Think it’s easy?  You try.)  As for the Hyman pictures, well, they still make me stop in my tracks and want to stare at them for hours.  Who can resist a book with turreted castles, English flora inhabited with fey folk, a smokin’ hot knight*, and one heckuva burninating dragon?

 

why-mosquitoes-buzz-in-peoples-ears3. — Why Mosquitoes Buzz in People’s Ears, retold by Verna Aardema, illus. Leo & Diane Dillon.  The fact that two people manage to illustrate picture books together so seamlessly still manages to blow my mind.  The fact that they can do it and make fabulously, modern-yet-timeless-looking jungle creatures that remind me of traditional Ashanti masks rendered in neon.  Aardema’s retelling is tight and pretty much flawless; cumulative folktales such as this one run the risk of becoming tedious (it’s the reason I can’t stand “This is the House that Jack Built”) but her text is justrhythmic enough to stay lively through repeat read-alouds.  Bonus: the “Lion” character gives you ample reason to channel your inner James Earl Jones.

story-of-ferdinand2. — The Story of Ferdinand by Munro Leaf, illus. Robert Lawson.  It’s supposed to be the #1 international bestselling children’s book of all time.  It’s also the book that Jella Lepman (founder of the IBBY and the International Youth Library) translated and made 30,000 copies of to give the children of Berlin, circa 1945 (take THAT, copyright law!).  If those two facts alone couldn’t convince you of this book’s merit, then keep in mind that the message of sitting down to smell the flowers instead of fighting the matadors is still pretty darn relevant today.  And you know those five men in the funny hats?  Still darn funny, no matter how many times you see them.

 

madeline1. — Madeline, by Ludwig Bemelmans.  Okay, okay, this book has landed la place premiere spot pretty much because I have gobs of personal childhood nostalgia lumped onto it**, but really: it’s a classic, the illustrations still as fresh and sophisticated today as ever, and the text may be a bit clunky-sing-song but sticks in your brain like gum to a shoe (“To the tiger in the zoo / Madeline just said “pooh-pooh!”).  The big yellow hat . . . La Tour d’Eiffel . . . that bed with a crank and the oddly triangular Miss Clavel?  C’est magnifique!  Even better: the illustrations contain a glaring yet easily-missed mistake that children’s book nerds (comme moi) can have fun pointing out to other children’s book nerds (it’s the secret handshake we’ve never come up with). 

That’s the list!  Here are a few runner-ups I wish I could have included (but didn’t because they were either too suited to individual tastes, or simply not as stellar compared to the others on the list):

miss-suzyMiss Suzy by Miriam Young, illus. Arnold Lobel — it’s about a squirrel who, upon losing her home to bandits, goes to live in an abandoned dollhouse with a troop of toy soldiers.  There’s just . .  . SO many childhood fantasies being fulfilled in this book, I can’t begin to tell you how much I loved it as a kid.  Best of all, it was reissued a few years ago in hardback, so I now have a pretty pretty copy for myself.

 

clown-of-godThe Clown of God by Tomie DePaola — Whenever I read this book, there’s a 99.99% guarantee that I’ll be crying at the end.  See, it’s about this talented juggler during the Italian Renaissance, and when he grows old, nobody hires him anymore.  Then on Christmas Eve he goes into a church to juggle . . . and TRUST ME it sounds STUPID in this summary, but it’s AWESOME.  (*sob* I need to find a Kleenex . . . )

 

mysterious-tadpole1The Mysterious Tadpole by Steven Kellogg — Plot: a kid’s tadpole-watching science project grows into a cheeseburger-eating Loch Ness Monster.  What I love in this book is the lovely display of kid-type logic: yes, you can hide a 500-lb. monster under a carpet!  And keep him in the junior high swimming pool all summer long!  And nobody will notice him until they actually jump in the pool! 

 

country-bunny-and-the-little-gold-shoesThe Country Bunny and the Little Gold Shoes by DuBose Heyward, illus. Marjorie Flack — A surprisingly progressive children’s book from the 1930s, about a little brown country bunny who wishes to grow up to be the Easter Bunny.  When she ends up becoming the mother of 21 children, she’s told to give up this idea — but it turns out that her skills as a good parent are what enable her to fulfill her dream.  And can you believe it was penned by the same guy who wrote the book for Porgy & Bess?

 

petronellaPetronella by Jay Williams, illus. Friso Henstra — Williams was concocting “fractured fairy tales” long before it was fashionable to do so.  This one’s my favorite of his sadly out-of-print titles.  It features a princess who must go rescue a prince in order to inherit the throne.  When she does so, she realizes that the fopheaded prince isn’t nearly as good a catch as the clever wizard keeping him prisoner.  My husband and I have a theory that the reason Williams’ books didn’t catch on as they should have is because they all featured the weirdly psychedelic art of Friso Henstra.  However, we both have a nostalgic fondness for his illustrations today — in this book, the illustration of the wizard with an axe for a head will implant itself into your mind and never, ever leave.  (Proof that we are not the only ones who feel this way: originals of this book sell for $35 on Amazon.com, while used copies of the reissue — with its more traditional-looking fairy-tale illustrations — go for $3.95.  And yes, this is the only image of this book I could find.)

church-mouseThe Church Mouse and its many sequels by Graham Oakley — a British import, fully loaded with that nation’s distinctive brand of humor.  Featuring a colony of mice who live in an Anglican vestry and Samson the cat, “who has heard so many sermons on Christian brotherhood that he has sworn off hunting mice.”  The mice are lead by the street-smart Arthur and book-smart Humphrey (both equally dimwitted) and over the course of ten-odd books, they are rousted by a gang of rats, ousted by the vicar’s hippie summer replacement, kidnapped as part of the Wartlethorpe Moon Project, finagle Samson into a television ad campaign for cat food, and spend many hours at a time sunning themselves in the graveyard and snacking on wild berries.  Still popular (and in print) in the UK, this is a series worth collecting.

Whew!  That’s probably all the indulgence this list requires — I hope this inspires a trip to the library (or three)!

 

*By which I mean that he is dreamy . . . although, granted, he is literally on fire for a certain portion of the book. 

**It’s the first book I ever had overdue at the library.  I remember lying in my bed, unable to sleep, worried that the school librarian would bar me from checking out books ever again, until my mom explained what an overdue fine was.  Aw, cute lil’ second-grader me.

March Showers

sprinklerThe children’s book author Jon Sciezska once wrote that boys and fire are like iron and magnets: no matter what you do, somehow they will always find each other.

I think this adage must be even more so with water and my children.  They are always getting into it — sneaking cups of it out of the kitchen for tea parties, plugging the bathroom sink and creating a soup of toys and soapsuds, industriously splashing each and every puddle in the street.  Bathtime takes forever in my house, and the kids have an entire flotilla of plastic boats and waterproof dolls that they send on numerous aquatic adventures.  (Probably my favorite of these was the period a few years ago during which Jeffrey insisted on “baptizing” the dolls during each bath.)

By far the favorite of the children’s water sports is running around in the sprinkler, or barring that, simply messing about with the hose, whether in bathing suits or not.

It was warm enough this past Friday that the kids did just that — all on their own, Jeffrey and Eleanor fished out their swimsuits, then revved up the garden hose.  I came running when they doused a still-clothed William and set him to crying.  But once the lil’ guy was stripped down to his diaper and allowed to splash a bit, he was just fine.

I attatched the hose to the sprinkler, to minimize the water waste, but they soon learned to unscrew it.  I let them fill up the sandbox with water and then confiscated the hose altogether.  They had a ball creating a hearty soup of mud, sticks, toys, and the towel I had given them to dry off with.

Last month, Jeffrey had a friend over to play, and they decided to create an “experiment” in the same sandbox — sans garden hose and swimsuits, of course.  They gleefully swamped together a variety of backyard found objects, and I was tickled to see two boys happily engaging in outdoorsy Boy Things — until I found them in the kitchen, downing cup after cup of water.

Why were they so thirsty?

“We were doing an experiment,” explained Jeffrey.

“Yeah,” said his friend.  “To find out if soap tastes bad or not.”

Peeking into the backyard, I saw a bottle of hand soap sticking out of the sandbox debris.  The bottle that’s usually in the children’s big bathroom.

“We found out that it doesn’t taste that good,” said Jeffrey. 

I’m guessing that the learning curve was pretty small on that one.

For further reading:

king-bidgoods-in-the-bathtubKing Bidgood’s in the Bathtub by Don and Audrey Wood.  A gleefully silly story about a vivacious king who decides to do all his kingly duties from the tub — eating, fishing, schooling.  A variety of stuffy-looking courtiers get pulled in with him, to sloppy, slippy effect.  (“Today we fish in the tub!”)  Don Woods’ Caldecott Honor-winning illustrations of bewigged, lace-covered dukes and knights getting doused are hilariously perfect.  One of my favorite read-alouds.

Plenty of Dancing, Not Nearly Enough Prancing

peter-pan-disneyThe local junior high is currently putting on a production of Peter Pan.  A friend of mine has a son starring in it, and since she wasn’t able to attend herself (long story) she decided to buy and give away as many tickets as she could to show her support.  Which is how I ended up with free tickets for me, Jeffrey, and Eleanor for a matinee today.

What I wasn’t anticipating was how freakishly elaborate a production is was going to be.

I knew that school theater programs were big in Utah, but I guess I had forgotten exactly how big.  Not only did they do a musical — the whole, no-parts-cut-out shebang, but they also padded as many extra parts into the show as is humanly possible.

So: there were roughly 200+ kids in the show.  Many of them starred as extra pirates, lady pirates, mermaids who waddled onstage whenever the pirates did a dance, a special squadron of Tiger Lily’s maidens who could do flips, clog dancing lost boys, and a special squadron of Indian lads whose job it was to hold spears, stand in the background, and exude as much manliness as an eighth grader can muster. 

THEN there were the STARRING padded roles, such as the boy who pantomimed Peter Pan’s shadow, a narrator who made frequent appearances and called herself the Darling family’s chambermaid, ballet dancers who frolicked about as woodland creatures, a troupe of three year olds serving as mini-fairies, a girl dressed as a fairy who reprised the “Never Land” song during the Act II scene change (I called it the “for kids who can sing but not act” role), and — horrors! — REAL GIRL portraying Tinkerbell INSTEAD of a flashing beam of light.

How can you replace a flashing beam of light with a human being?!?  Where’s the personal touch?!?

Actually, I love and admire theater teachers who can be creative enough to allow as many kids participate in a theatrical production as possible.  Not to mention that it helps pack ’em in during ticket sales.

The kids were completely absorbed in the production — they had real flying, elaborate sets, and dance numbers rivalling Berkeley Busby.  (Wait . . . or is it Busby Berkeley?)  Eleanor was afraid of Captain Hook, so she was quite thrilled to see him get eaten by the crocodile at the end.

Jeffrey was so saucer-eyed over the idea of Never Land that he was distraught when the Darling children decided to return home to England.  So much so that he had to jump out of his seat and run up the aisle.  I couldn’t chase after him (what with the broken rib) and was relieved when an usher returned him to his seat.  It’s annoying that he did that, but I feel for the lil’ guy.

For Further Reading:

starring-miss-darleneStarring Miss Darlene by Amy Schwartz — Darlene the hippo wants to perform onstage, but she keeps flubbing her lines.  Her role as the Flood in “Noah’s Ark” leaves everyone wet, and she mistakenly falls asleep onstage during “Sleeping Beauty.”  Panic ensues, until the critics’ reviews appear, each one hilariously misinterpreting Darlene’s errors for theatrical innovation.  Schwartz is a hidden gem in the picture book world — her illustrations are elegantly simple and childlike, and easy to overlook on a bookshelf of flashier artwork.  But her writing is top-notch; comedic pacing in a picture book is more difficult than it looks, and in a gently farcical story like this one, even more so.  A funny read aloud for the starstruck set.

The Back is Still Aching

. . . as if you couldn’t tell from all the blogging I’ve been doing.  My time is spent sitting in the only chair that gives upper-back support in the house — a red wingback in the library — and engaging in activities that cause me to move my torso as little as possible.

I’m still participating in the essential childcare procedures (food, clothing, teeth brushing) but laundry?

Forget it.

Picking up toys?

Ha.

Emptying the dishwasher?

Not going to happen, unless I can somehow magically levitate the machine so that the dishes are all at the same level as my waist.  Loading the dishwasher wasn’t a problem, as I could simply hold my arm down low and drop ’em in without bending over.

The biggest problem is that I have to sleep sitting up as well, which leads to weird dreams and the sensation, upon waking, of not really having slept at all.  Also, that I can’t bend down to kiss anybody, or have anybody sit in my lap for more than a minute.  That’s lousy.

Hopefully, it’ll all be better in the next two or three days.  In the meanwhile, I’ve been watching this:

It’s an animated feature called Sita Sings the Blues.  The animator, Nina Paley, uses the Indian epic Ramayana as a framework for examining her own troubled marriage.  It’s as funny as it is thoughtful (very respectful to its source material), which in some ways was a problem, seeing as it hurts for me to laugh right now.  In addition to using a variety of funky animation techniques (including three shadow puppets who act as our guides to the story) Paley has several sequences where Sita sings along to the 1920s jazz vocals of Annette Hanshaw (hence the movie’s title).  Beautifully crafted and executed, I really recommend giving it a watch.  Best of all, the film is available for viewing in its entirety at this public television station’s website — for free!

Sick Day

Today I spent almost all of my time sitting still in a chair, because I have a cracked rib.

Errrgh!

Cracked rib: great in a sandwich, terrible in your body!

It happened when Jeffrey burst into our bedroom at 6 a.m. last Saturday, began jumping on our bed, then slipped and landed with both of his knees on my chest.

Yeah, OW.

The sad news is that this is the second cracked rib I’ve had in the last twelve months.  The first one happened on the other side of my chest.  Wimmy was sitting on my lap and squirming, then suddenly arched his back and whammed his head into my ribcage.  It felt like a someone had thrown a bowling ball at me.

It hurts, a lot.  Every time I breathe in, it feels like a strip of rusty thumbtacks is being pressed into my side.  And if you shake your head and call that being overdramatic about the pain, I have a bowling ball I’d like to introduce you to.

My kids are out to get me, that’s all.

Quite Contrary

bambooFor Family Home Evening this past Monday, we decided to sit down with the kids and plan out our garden for the upcoming year.  Brian and I are quite excited — the yard behind our house is huge, and Utah, with its lack of mold spores, fine earth, and sunny weather, is ideal for gardening (that is, if you can get the water).

I was ecstatic because I managed to convince Brian that our garden should be surrounded by a cute white picket fence, in order to keep The Mysterious Case of the Disappearing Green Tomatoes from happening again.  Hooray!  It will be SO ADORABLE.

The kids, on the other hand, were a mite bit puzzled.  If we were gardening, then why were we looking at pictures of plants, instead of heading out back to dig?  They did, however, love looking through some seed catalogs and making requests.  Eleanor, in particular, was excited about Shasta Daisies, and I look forward to planting some with her and then teaching her how to make daisy chains .  .  . while swinging in a hammock under a shady tree . . . with a mason jar of lemonade . . . sigh.  Why can’t summer come a bit faster?

Jeffrey, meanwhile, was most excited about a double-page spread of bamboo varieties.

“Mom!  We need to get bamboo and put it in our garden!”

“But Jeffrey,” I explained, “we don’t need bamboo.  It would take up too much space.”

“But Mom, it would keep the panda bears away from our garden,” he replied patiently.  He then went on to elaborate:

“See, we plant the bamboo in a circle around the garden, and that way when the panda bears come, they will want to eat the bamboo and get stuck in it and not want our vegetables!”

I nodded sagely at this advice, and Brian announced that it was time for treats.

Aftewards, I went back to clean up the catalogs, and Eleanor let out a squeal. 

“No Mom!” she cried as I began to close up the catalog displaying the bamboo.  “We need that plant!  It will keep the panda bears out!”

“Is that what Jeffrey said?”  I leaned in conspiratorially.  “Don’t worry, Eleanor.  I don’t think there are any panda bears in Utah.”

“That’s right,” called out Jeffrey, waltzing into the room.  “Panda bears are only in China!”

Eleanor thought about this for a moment, and then her little face screwed up into a frown.

“But I thought we lived in China!” she wailed.

Ah, disillusionment.  Of course, you do realize that when Jeffrey imagines China, he thinks of a nation whose gardeners are constantly beset by marauding panda bears.  It just cracks me up.

For further reading (ah, yes!  back by popular demand!  And by “popular demand,” I mean that three whole people requested its return!):

whose-garden-is-it

Whose Garden Is It? by Mary Ann Hoberman, illustrated by Jane Dyer.  I usually aren’t too keen on picture books with rhymed text — they are often a little too sing-songy — but Hoberman’s (also known for A House is a House for Me) verses about the “ownership” of a garden are top-notch.  Who owns a garden?  The gardener?  The animals who live in it?  The “tiny seeds and whistling weeds” who make up the garden itself?  A clever book to get kids thinking about gardens, land, and ecosystems, perfectly accompanied by Dyer’s lush watercolors.  Check it out!