Assault on the Mouse 2010

For our family vacation this year, we decided to do something different and took Jeffrey and Eleanor to Disneyland.  (William stayed behind with his sainted grandparents.)

Here’s the lowdown:

Biggest Surprise: We followed the recommended itinerary set by our guidebook, The Unofficial Guide to Disneyland, and IT ACTUALLY WORKED, even though we had to wake up at the crack of dawn to be at the gate before the park opened.  We were able to do SIX of the rides in Fantasyland in FORTY FIVE MINUTES, and throughout the trip we rarely had to wait in line for longer than 10-15 minutes.  Get this book, people.  It doth rock.

Other Biggest Surprise: Our kids were frightened of rides like Pirates of the Caribbean but LOVED the roller coasters.  Jeffrey adored Space Mountain, and Eleanor loved Splash Mountain so much that she insisted we go on it three times, even though her reaction to the ride was usually this:

Note how Eleanor and I have matching expressions of horror.  Darn briar patch.

Most Adorable Moment: Both Jeffrey and Eleanor were picked to participate in the Jedi Training Academy in Tomorrowland.  In addition to receiving valuable lightsaber instruction, Jeffrey got to duel Darth Maul . . .

. . . and Eleanor got to fight Darth Vader!

Eleanor was also picked to use a “force push” to send some hapless stormtroopers flying through the air.  Probably my favorite part of the whole trip.

Best Show: The crazy “World of Color” fountain show at the Disney California Adventure.  It’s designed by the same engineering team that built the famous fountain display outside the Bellagio casino in Las Vegas.  The water jets shoot up higher than the Ferris Wheel.

Best Production Design: I was in love with the adorable “A Bug’s Land,” also in the California Adventure.  Look!  The benches look like they are made of popsicle sticks!!

Best Obscure Attraction: The Davy Crockett Canoes in the Rivers of America.  They are people-powered; that is, the boats are motor-free.  We paddled them ourselves.  It was a nice upper-body workout in the middle of the day.

However, I will say that watching “Great Moments With Mr. Lincoln” came in as a close second for this category.  Eleanor sat through the biographical information about Lincoln, looking bored, but when the curtain lifted to reveal the animatronic Lincoln she sat up, leaned forward, and whispered “What the what?

Best Bizarro Moment #1: Watching Mary Poppins and Bert dance to Joan Jett’s “I Love Rock & Roll” during the afternoon parade.

Best Bizarro Moment #2: Did you know that in the original “Steamboat Willie” cartoon, there’s a moment where a goat eats a ukulele?  I wish I was making this up.

Best Bizarro Moment #3: In the Penny Arcade, there’s a game where children can push buttons to mercilessly force Pinocchio to dance.  Dance, Pinocchio, dance!

Best Bizarro Moment #4: If you take the time to ride the Disneyland train the entire way around its circuit, you will eventually pass through tunnels that show you dioramas of the Grand Canyon (complete with taxedermied animals and a miniature cliff dwelling) and animatronic dinosaurs.  Again, wish I was making this up, but I have to admit the endless flow of lava in the dinosaur tunnel was cool.

Now we’re back home, with Jeffrey wistfully saying “Goodbye, Disneyland!” on our way out of the park, and Eleanor spending her time at day camp drawing pictures of Splash Mountain.  It was really a wonderful vacation: everyone told us that travelling there over the 4th of July weekend would mean terrible crowds and unbearable heat, but we never so much as saw either thing.  It’s good to be back home, though.  Lo, I am tired.

4 thoughts on “Assault on the Mouse 2010

  1. What the what? That is hilarious. Looks like so much fun! I love Disneyland, glad the kids (and the adults) had a fun time, too bad Wimmy missed out this time…

  2. Wow the sainted grandparents! We’ve got to get some of those. 🙂 It sounds like a lot of fun, which is not something I expected to be saying about disney.

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