Sometimes the things Jeffrey says requires a bit of digging to understand.
JEFF: “I need a notebook that flips around! So I can keep track of the birds!” STATUS: True. Turns out he had a field trip to a bird refuge.
JEFF: “We need to collect our recycling so I can write an opera!” STATUS: True. The third grade is, indeed, writing an opera about recycling.
JEFF: “I need to go on a garbage hunt. In the roundabout.” STATUS: Unconfirmed. Perhaps this is a Cub Scout project that we are unaware of?
JEFF: “I’m going to need glasses. Camo glasses.” STATUS: False. Jeff does not need glasses. I’m not even sure that camo-print frames exist.
JEFF [at 5:45 this morning]: “I need to go on a night garbage hunt! In the roundabout!” STATUS: False. Also, whaaat??